johnny walked 

all through the woods 

picking little berries 

and stepping on soft grass

he came into a clearing 

and read his own palm

it said to go up and fork 

and then to go down and fork

but not like a pitchfork

like a meat cutting fork instead

so he went down and split

banana split

split wood 

apple sundae

and then he went up

and split

a whole in the skye